Good thing I stopped posting for a few months that should have shook of any of those people who really don't HeavyD..
Ok.. What do I have that is interesting over the last few months.. Hmm a lot of happy nice things.. You see that is why I have stopped posting I have horrible material that FT has pointed out on more than one occasion actually every time.. So I have been doing some travel that was for fun instead of work..(I have been in Europe every other week so my free time has disappeared).. I went on a cruise on a cruise with IJ and are wives..
Cruise
It was very warm, I nearly passed away in Key West when I had the brilliant Idea to wear a black hat and shirt and IJ convinced me to go on a tour of some famous authors house.. I told IJ that now that I have been blogging for over a year this guy had nothing on me and if he would like to tour my house I would allow him to at nearly half the price.. Oh wait I forget something.. I am trying to keep running whenever I have an opportunity so when we where Ft. Lauderdale I decided to churn some butt butter and see some sights on a morning run.. Well apparently this area is a hot spot for men who really like men and apparently really like bald sweaty confused ones.. So I am on this side street trying to run my way back to my hotel and it is nearly 140% in my nether regions and I am thinking I am lost.. A thin little bald men in his late 40's comes running up behind me.. I don't know how long he was back there checking out the goods but I am sure he was hit with about 3 cups of collateral sweat drops pouring off me. He then comes up to the side of me and I have my pod cranked to drown out the jackhammer my feet are doing to the pavement so I cannot hear what he is saying so he motions for me to take my earphones out.. I am wierded out at this point but I decide to listen to the little minni me and he says this.. "Hey do you want to run together".. Without hesitation I say no and please get away from me.. Know maybe he was just a little friendly guy looking for someone to hang out with but I was not taking any chances since no one in there right mind would like to run next to the jackhammer without having other ideas.. Ok what else .. The food on the cruise was really good blah blah blah.. It was great to spend time with my Wife and IJ and his wife.. The service was to much for me.. They just went to far with the cleaning and the running and doing whatever in such a hurry it just plain tired me out.. Going a shore was ok in Key West but the other ports seemed to just be a roadside store where people try and sell you the same crap time after time.. The excursions where cool we went snorkeling and did an Air boat ride in the swamp.. I wish I could share pictures but there is way too many pictures of me and it really makes most of the pictures unviewable.. Would I do a cruise again? maybe but currently this one cruise put me in yet another financial black hole which I won't get out of in the near future..
Ok.. What do I have that is interesting over the last few months.. Hmm a lot of happy nice things.. You see that is why I have stopped posting I have horrible material that FT has pointed out on more than one occasion actually every time.. So I have been doing some travel that was for fun instead of work..(I have been in Europe every other week so my free time has disappeared).. I went on a cruise on a cruise with IJ and are wives..
Cruise
It was very warm, I nearly passed away in Key West when I had the brilliant Idea to wear a black hat and shirt and IJ convinced me to go on a tour of some famous authors house.. I told IJ that now that I have been blogging for over a year this guy had nothing on me and if he would like to tour my house I would allow him to at nearly half the price.. Oh wait I forget something.. I am trying to keep running whenever I have an opportunity so when we where Ft. Lauderdale I decided to churn some butt butter and see some sights on a morning run.. Well apparently this area is a hot spot for men who really like men and apparently really like bald sweaty confused ones.. So I am on this side street trying to run my way back to my hotel and it is nearly 140% in my nether regions and I am thinking I am lost.. A thin little bald men in his late 40's comes running up behind me.. I don't know how long he was back there checking out the goods but I am sure he was hit with about 3 cups of collateral sweat drops pouring off me. He then comes up to the side of me and I have my pod cranked to drown out the jackhammer my feet are doing to the pavement so I cannot hear what he is saying so he motions for me to take my earphones out.. I am wierded out at this point but I decide to listen to the little minni me and he says this.. "Hey do you want to run together".. Without hesitation I say no and please get away from me.. Know maybe he was just a little friendly guy looking for someone to hang out with but I was not taking any chances since no one in there right mind would like to run next to the jackhammer without having other ideas.. Ok what else .. The food on the cruise was really good blah blah blah.. It was great to spend time with my Wife and IJ and his wife.. The service was to much for me.. They just went to far with the cleaning and the running and doing whatever in such a hurry it just plain tired me out.. Going a shore was ok in Key West but the other ports seemed to just be a roadside store where people try and sell you the same crap time after time.. The excursions where cool we went snorkeling and did an Air boat ride in the swamp.. I wish I could share pictures but there is way too many pictures of me and it really makes most of the pictures unviewable.. Would I do a cruise again? maybe but currently this one cruise put me in yet another financial black hole which I won't get out of in the near future..
Fishing
I had been waiting to go fish with BOH for 10 years and finally he caved into the pressure and took me along to Canada.. The trip was very relaxing and it was cool to really get away from everything for 6 days.. BOH and I set a record for the lowest IQ of any boat on the water. Neither of us could navigate a map let alone count to the needed depth of 35 feet we needed to be to fish for walleyes.. Well to prove that is doesn't take a rocket scientist to cash fish in Canada we ended up catching more each day and eventually caught 60 fish in 6 hours of fishing on the last day.. Maybe I will share some of this pictures but to be honest with you two bald guys shivering in a cold boat doesn't make for great pictures.. BOH got to see the rage of HeavyD .. On the first day we started fishing it was around 30 degrees the wind was gusting and it was either snowing or sleeting or raining it was about the worst weather I have ever been in. Why did we fish then? Well BOH told me that if we don't fish we don't eat we fished until it was dark to catch whatever we could.. I would have had the minnows as anchovies. Notice the diet coke in the picture it helps it goes well when you are eating 6 lbs of fried fish each night
Running/Eating
I am still going maintaining and going lower.. I actually should approach the teens in a month or so if I avoid vacations.. I have now pushed my runs up to 5.5 to 7 miles a day around 5 days a week. I have gone through another pair of running shoes.. I love my Nike nano thing I would recommend it to anyone who enjoys music when they are running.. IJ is almost going by me in running he is running 5.5 miles a day..
Vikings
Good something to be angry about.. I watched the first game and some parts of the second game.. I would like to blame this horrible offense on the quarterback but it goes much farther than that.. The Vikings have the most overpaid line in the NFL they have played absolutely horrible they make stupid mistakes they are out of position they are busting on picking up blitzes.. But I think this also a result of a coaching staff that is so overmatched that they will have a hard time doing anything until they realize that they are the worst strategist to ever coach in the NFL.. I don't care if it is Chilly or if it is the whole staff but they don't have any idea that the field is becoming so compressed that there is little or no chance of success until they prove that they can burn teams who blitz and put 11 guys in the "box" (I hate that) but in this case it is true when you watch the vikes you see that they have rolled up both corners and have the safeties less than 6 yards off the ball and they are having the linebackers standing in the gaps.. So unless that changes we have no chance of getting Peterson free or allowing any Quarterback a chance to get some passing game rhythm going.. Chilly has this opinion that you run the offense and it will be kick ass.. He does not have the athletes or the creativity to run this offense if you are good coach you utilize what talent you have and get the most out of it.. Like trying calling a play that my sons don't know what it is when you line up.. Get rid of receivers that can't catch and if you can't keep people out on a three step drop it is time to let the coach go and start over again.. Ok. More on this later I have a lot of anger over the Vikings offense.. So I will just give the vikes a single grade C- they played 2 of the worst teams in the NFL and had a chance to win both games.. But if you consider how lucky we got we should have lost both games with how poorly they played on offense.. I still have the vikes finish 5-11.
Ok this is getting too long..
Still rambling still bald still dumb
HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvyyyyyyyyyyyyyDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
4 comments:
"and it is nearly 140% in my nether regions and...a thin little bald m[a]n in his late 40's comes behind me..."
What thin little gay man could resist coming behind you when your massive package is approaching 140 percent...you were practically serving the spotted anteater on a silver platter to the poor fellow!
Cripes...a couple of miracles and moderate Streisand fetish and you'd have led'm out of glittertown like St. Patrick on a disco ball;)
Glad to hear you had a nice trip, and that your life sucks enough now to post occasionally...don't hear from you otherwise...down here in the fourth tier and all...
J-to-the-lo
Welcome back, heavy.
SW
Hey everyone HD is back.
We can stop checking in car trunks and dumpsters behind BW3 for his body.
Only a few hours left to blog in October.
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