Where have you gone heavy..

Let me see what the heck have I been doing lately.. Nothing very exciting otherwise I would have blogged about it some. Let me run down my main topics and see if I come up with anything of interest.
Movies
I saw the funny movie of the year what is it knocked up or something like that. I really liked the feel of the movie and the side characters and just like the way this movie moved along.. Although I thought the main guy in the movie just was bit to homely to be with the hot blond chick from Grey's Anatomy..
It really makes you think how disconnected movie writers are when they have line like I am almost 200 lbs or he has man boobs when the guy isn't even heavy just homely.. I saw ratoullie I don't know how to spell that and I don't want to break from ramble to look it up.. It was a good animation flick sort of on the bug's life or something close to that I really liked it but again I love seeing movies with my kids so I am biased..

Sports
TPUPS
Should I talk about the KG fiasco no but I think I need to pass what I said to BOH about how we can really feel sorry for a guy for having to play basketball for 25 million dollars a year just in salary and not even including endorsements. To put in perspective if my boss would offer me one 25th of what KG salary is each year with the caveat that each morning my boss would be able to urinate on my head at 8:45 each day I would remember to bring a towel and soap. I love KG but enough is enough already you have proven that you cannot win with you and this management team. Go mortgage another franchise into mediocrity we have had are run and it just doesn't work to have your best guy shooting fade away jumpers when you have been asked to drive to the basket..
Vikings
about 3 weeks to go.. They have the same team as last year.. They did not sign a single player that will matter in free agency.. They drafted a great rookie but that was the only skilled position that they had talent in to start with... This will be a Les steckle year unless they sign a veteran a quarterback, wide receivers. Tavaris will be benched midway through the second game..
Twins
Stuck in a bad spot.. They actually have a pretty good team but that team is not complete and isn't enough to compete in this division. They need a power hitter and another legitimate starter this year to make a run.. Unless Garza and Ro white are gonna play outta there heads this teams will have around 8o wins and be fun to watch but will not make the playoffs.. But to be honest in Baseball the regular season is enough for me..

Weight..
I did it I actually reached 225 still look like crap but it makes it easier to run. I was wearing my kids shuffle to listen to music on my runs but it crapped out from either moisture or the heat given off by my running.. It just so happened that IJ was with me and offered me his wife's Nano and Nike add-on.. I ran once with it and I was sold.. It is too expensive for what it does but if you want to reward yourself for working out it is worth a shot. I wouldn't run without it now.. So I am know tracking all my miles and speed and everything.. It is really sad how slow I am but it is what it is..
I have decided to forget getting any faster and just see what my max distance is.. In March I could run 3 miles without stopping now I can run close to 7 miles without dying.. I am hoping to get to 10 miles by this fall.

GUYS WEEKEND
We are approach guys weekend again. I have to prepare myself to step back in time. I have to submit to the Alpha Males again.. We have 4 Alpha's at guys weekend and it is quite humorous to see how each of them decides to assert themselves.. JLO is the head of Dog of course by using superior intellect and sheer strength of personality. HOW uses his tireless energy to wear the rest of down to doing whatever he asks. Schpeedy uses his famous Wings to impose his will. And my brother has mellowed over time but we/me all have seen the rage that is buried deep in his soul that he unleashed on bootsy that might surface. So let's run down the subservient other members.. I will start with the youngest son of superintendent and his side kick muslim (bit of a reach but it works for me). I can guarantee that they get the most of guys weekend which entails making there less than manly drinks and catching up on old times. The pig farmers tolerate the idiot friends that are associated with HOW and JLO and really considering where they live anywhere besides home sounds good and they enjoy themselves.. IJ is caught up in the splendor of having to do nothing for couple of days that he would like to turn into a week if possible as long as everyone would leave after two days.. I might just have a guys weekend post but do to the audience that might read this I might censor myself..


This is my worst post, well that might be tough but it somewhere close to the bottom and for that I don't apologize.. I am still struggling with happiness so bear with me..

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