I have decided to accept the position as Chief Executive Officer of 3M.
I believe my experience working in the IT industry has prepared me for this position and I feel these skills will allow me to be successful and take this company to the next level. I know that there maybe doubters out there since I have never held the position of CEO in the past and I have never held the position of President or Vice president in fact I have never even held a position beyond an individual contributor. In fact I have been taking lateral position moves since I started my career but I have been individual contributor to some of the best people in business. But hey I am a great salesmen I was able to interview applicants from around the state and if I paid them more than other companies would offer I almost always got the guy I wanted..I am going to use those skills as a salesmen to run this organization. I would like to quote some of the people that I have worked with in the past. B.S. "Heavy was always being groomed for a position like this he has been taking lateral moves for the better part of a decade to develop the skills required and waiting for the right opportunity. I am sure heavy was offered jobs in excess of a million dollars annually but he refused them so he could wait for the right opportunity. M5 "He is a hard worker and a really nice guy you are lucky to have him, What position is he taking? Yeah I always thought he would be a great janitor oh I mean CEO what does CEO stand for again..
What a line of Bullshit we are being forced to eat with this hiring by the Maturi.. Apparently he consulted with McFail on this move and it will be announced today that to facilitate the process of hiring the tightend coach from Denver. McFail, being the good alum that he Kevin is offering to give the Nuggets our first round pick in 2008 so that we can get the guy everyone wanted.. This is unbelievable I am not joking I am going to try and groom my kids to be a football coach. This guy would be considered a glorified salesmen in the business industry and he is being elevated to the head of a multi million dollar organization with a million dollar a year salary.. He was to be the opposite of Mason but this is insane at least Mason had some credentials to make us believe he could be a coach and or a leader at any level. This guy will have to try and hire coaches underneath him that are more qualified to be a head coach than he is. Why do we as Minnesota fans get so delusional.. I thought man we are getting a new stadium we are getting rid of a coach that is just collecting a pay check.. We are going to be come a big time program.. No we are not.. We are complete joke we will always be a joke. Then to top it off the media is trying to sell this guy to themselves and us.. No one in a Major College would have ever hired this guy without him showing him that he had leadership skills at any level.. This guy recruited Vince Young to Texas.. Wow quite an accomplishment if you could 1.25 to eat a salad it would be more of an accomplishment. The reality is no one wanted to come here and this is just confirming it we hired a career tight end coach.. Say that again to yourself since it is the highest position this person has had.. He has coached a single position for a decade he has not moved up once.. He has not recruited for 6 years. Think of that when you hear the B.S for the next 9 months.. Maybe he can say he is on the 20 year plan that Mason was on so we should be good when I have grandchildren then.. So thank you Maturi.. We got our guy.. Oh yeah and Flip is coming here too..
Weight is great.. I finally ran 3 miles in under 30 minutes.. Leaving for Germany on Saturday… Posts to follow..
I am heavy and Angry.. I am out..