Hmm Well the truth is out there.. The Vikings have the worst offense in the NFL.. There is nothing really to say about them they have linemen who can't block receivers who can't receive and a quarterback that can't throw.. I still like Childress as a head coach but he is not an offensive coordinator/play caller. It is tough when you have an offense that relies on having players that get open which our receivers can't and a quarterback who can't throw it there with enough velocity(I looked that up it means really fast). It is no excuse for dropping the ball but there is a difference when a QB zips the ball in there and you catch it in rhythm and turn up field sort of like when you are thinking fastball and someone throws a change you get a head of yourself or think too much before the ball arrives.. I am sick of looking forward to these games and watching them struggle to do anything on offense. I have some real positives though Matt Birk's contract runs out this year.. He should retire he has lost a ton on his lower body mobility he has gone from great to really poor this season. Brad Johnson is a great guy but this is his last year with the team he will be 39 and we don't have to pay him anything.. The bad news is we are stuck with FatKinney he just doesn't do anything for that team he is not a dominant linemen. I hope that Childress learns from his mistakes and starts getting input from other coaches on calling plays.. He is lost calling plays this is the first year he has ever called plays for an NFL team and he looks like it.. He is too rigid and will fail unless something changes on the personnel side of this team he does not have any playmakers on the entire team. I need to vent some on drafting for a minute.. Why in the first round do we always fall in love with BIG FAST guys it doesn't work you need to draft guys that are proven talented players not guys that run a 4.2.. A perfect example is 1.25, he can waddle a 4.5 40 on his way after a Monster Thick Burger but that doesn't mean he catch a pass in a game situation. The vikes have wasted the last two 1 draft choices on potential athletes and not proven players.. I am being fatalistic when it comes to the vikes but we have seen what this entire group of "receivers/downfield blockers" can do over the past two years and to be honest they could cut the whole lot of them and be better off. Maybe a great would make them better but if I can't catch a guy can't catch. A perfect example is Chris Carter I am betting toward the end of his career he could maybe run a 4.7 40 but he could get open by running routes and pushing off but he got open and when the ball was in the air you never ever thought that the ball would be dropped.. Yuck I feel like a packer fan trying to go back in time.. I am not in favor of playing the rookie when the offense as whole is playing this bad you are going to destroy his confidence and then we are left with brooks or whatever that goof balls name is.. I say you play it out with Brad and hope they can improve some of our young guys.. Why did we draft the one knee guy from Iowa man that was a mistake.. I am going to the packer game on Sunday in hopes that we can kick more than one field goal in a game and beat a team with less talent than the vikings.. That was 70 bucks well spent… Wait a minute I haven't paid 1.25 yet I should make a deal that I will give him 25 bucks for ever touchdown our offense scores.. Or maybe he pays me 25 dollars for every drop by Tdrop Williamson.. Just a side note on how delusional these guys are he said in the paper that he needs to work on catching so he can become an Elite Receiver.. That is like me saying that I need to work on my jumper so that I can be elite player in the NBA.. I need to eat a salad at lunch so that I can be considered a waif.. I need to get better looking so that I heavyD I won't look like an Ork.. It is just not going to happen quit playing Madden and dreaming I would get Joey Browner out of retirement load up a throwing machine with balls and have that guy try catch balls in front of joey and tell browner you will get him a $100 dollars toward his facelift and nose job for every time Tdrop drops the ball.. My bet is Browner will look like Darren sharper by week end.. It is over you can't catch you don't see the field.. Brad if you can't throw a pass harder than a nine year old and you have the mobility of Joe Paterno you are not going to play.. I am going to blog more on this later.. Just some observations have you heard Chester speak.. I am not sure if he is light or is doing a poor imitation of Mike Tyson.. Just funny this guy is worth every penny he plays every down as tough as any running back I have ever seen.. Get over your self football moment I am listening to Childress getting interviewed and he says something close to this.. Well the genesis of that idea came from blah blah.. And the next sentence when referring to what he thinks of another coach he says. Well you have to look at his body of work.. Are you kidding me how about you shut your pretentious pie hole and start telling guys to catch block and throw or I am going to have a surmise a way for you to watch from the sidelines on Sunday..
Football is simple the defense has got it right get out there and hit somebody takes some chances but at the end of the day make some football plays.. This is not Rocket Science.. Easy Sir Eats a Lot..
NBA Please skip
Hey I rose up from the ashes to make this week's phatto in mono contest close but I lost by one category.. I just need to put up some solid number and I will drop him like franchise is dropping dimes.. That is lame sorry for that..
The twolves pulled a Ray Allen in the draft last year.. They gave away a starter for a guy that is to dumb to play either that or we have a coach this out of his mind.. Get that guy out there play man to man and lets get this team better If I see Tdud getting more minutes I am going to vomit.. I am kinda pumped about the wolves 2nd rounder he is like a poor mans John Thomas wait a minute that is nice it just makes me angry to see all the guys we have wasted picks on in the second round because they thought they where not tall enough even though the guy played great in college.. The wolves have a chance in this horrible conf to be pretty good… I have to positive it is long season ahead and I am getting so angry at the vikings that I can't even post out here without sounding dumb well without sounding really dumb.. Wait a minute I am just dumb get over it..
Weight (IJ please skip..)
It was hard not eating all the crap at the hunting shack but I did good I only put on 3 lbs so I am going to work hard to take that off.. I saw all this stomach banding infomercials this weekend.. Why can't they just give me something that feeds the rage.. Anyway.. I will post my weight at weekend I am hoping it starts with 24x something..
If you saw Borat give me a review..
I am big bald and ugly that’s it I am out..
