What a week.. It is so frustrating being so dumb but at least I am consistent.. Where do I start should I discuss my trip to San Francisco.. Should I describe the abomination at Lambeau field.. How about the Christmas holiday.. How about the Wolves mailing it in this season. Oh maybe I should talk about all the free agents the Twins have signed.. Oh ok lets talk about how well the Gopher basketball team is playing in the barn. How about my battle with food.. Tis the season I will ramble on them all or maybe some whatever spills out..
Travel for me requires a ton of planning first I have to have some dvd's prepped for use during the flight then pack a toothbrush and deodorant no blow drier required..(too easy). I usually try and pick a movie that isn't too wussy but not too violent either since there might be kid nearby or whatever.. The nice thing about going to the city by the gay is really you can be a fatrosexual and nobody is the wiser.. Now I didn't want to go over board and watch a "life is beautiful " movie and everybody wonder why the bald freak is whimpering and sobbing during the flight.. (It usually happens later when I watch the ruling class in front of me cutting there steaks while I am asked to purchased peanuts for 5 dollars.) So I decide on the family stone which was ok for a fatrosexual.. I would give it to 2 baldies for an easy rental.. Just a little note to all of the heavy fliers out there do not pay the premium price to sit in the exit row it is a huge mistake.. They might as well sell ad space to those rows "ladies and gentlemen the exit rows today will be sponsored by Lane Bryant".. The seats smell like cheap perfume talcum powder, preparation H and a hint of summers breeze.. Ok anyway I pushed my way to the back of the plane where I was hoping to have a seat next to some little grandma or a hottie on her way back to home.. Nope not heavyD that never happens I am seated in a three seat section with a couple and there 2 year old.. I breathed a sigh and decided this would be good test of my patience.. On a good note the feedbag of weight that I have lost really makes a difference on the plane, my knees didn't push up against the back of the seat in front of me.. (I must have been carrying a wee bit of back fat) Anyway the kid was great the entire trip.. But Dad with the fire Tats on his arm decided that it was ok to go on a four hour plane ride with nothing to do except stare at the acne on the side of Heavy's head.. Eventually I pulled out the mags I brought along and said would you like to read this so he would stop looking at me.. (i thought about beating him into coma but I held off) Good move now he thinks I am hitting on him ... it doesn't help that he sees me watching the family stone.. As he tries to avoid looking at me the rest of the trip I catalog this in my wee brain.. Hmm act gay on the plane and you will have plenty of personal space.. (Not a bad trade off)
Let me sum up the gay area.. The area and the people are the same they look good from the outside but most of it is fake.. The weather is great the ocean is beautiful the city was amazing it is just so crowded and the driving is insane.. I spent 45 minutes going 4 miles on the 101 I couldn't take it.. Give me the people in the Midwest real people not real good looking but at least they are real.. I hope the cold weather keeps the Californians out..
The Vikes
Short and sweet and sour oops sorry it is getting close to lunch.. The vikes are doing all the right moves from a front office perspective signing the guys they want to long term deals and getting rid of the questionable players.. (other than Fatkinney man he is playing poorly). The vikes need to get some freaks to make them a good team.. They need a freak for a pass rusher that puts pressure on without blizting..They need a wide reciever that can 1 can get open and 2 catch the damn ball.. We will have to go a year or two with the necklace clad youngster before they will be a decent team but we need a 1 receiver.. The game at green bay just highlights the point that they hammered in this young guy to not throw picks but really when you look at the game the receivers where just not getting open.. Now a lot of that goes to the horrible play calling but this is the worst receiving core we have had in the last two decades.. Green Bay-- good luck with that team.. Sure I would have liked to win that game but the way the Vikes or Green Bay is playing getting in the playoffs is going to just be ugly.. My off-season prediction is that the Childress will be getting an offensive coordinator in here.. He will be a good head coach but he is just too predictable to be a play caller..
Ok. I will save more to post tomorrow..
Only put on two lbs over the holiday.. Not bad..
Fatrosexual out..
