Life..
Went out to Dinner with DJ (Denver J) and M5 on Saturday.. DJ has kids a lot younger than mine but is going through the struggles that all Dads have at that age but he appears to have a good handle on it but it brought back memories of the struggles I had to go through. M5 appears to be using the L word so he is boring me at the moment.. But we where recalling the day when he introduced me to a "girl" he was dating.. I think we will call her spud for reason that will become abundantly clear. She is what I would call a tall little person.. I am not kidding she was maybe 4'8 oh I am sorry when you are a women that is under 5'4 you need to used fractions so she was maybe 4'8 and 1/8.. It was just sad to see the look on DJ and my face trying to hide our disappointment.. Sure it was fun to think of umpa lumpas and wonder what kind of adult women's clothing she found in the toddler department.. Do they say petite by the way I guess petite stands for short.. So even though you can measures there arse in yards they are still considered petite.. I am thinking they could up with new classes like yes do you these pants in Short and Squatty or can I get this dress in tall but bloated.. Ohh That’s not good.. I maybe should stop.. How about Big and Disgusting.. Stop please add more if you have ideas in the comments section.
Sports
Hockey WHO CARES.. My son(4) asked me what I thought about Hockey I told him I hated it.. I think that sums it up.. He said why my response was simple I couldn't grow a mullet anymore I couldn't find any Dale Jr shirts that would fit me.. And I can spell Wednesday.. Wow I really don't like it.. Twins are on a hot streak.. I hope it ends so I can rip on them.. Thank the Mgmt for the off-season acquisitions nice way to kill a season.. See Ya Soon Rondell..
Hey I need a good topic for Thursday.. Give me anything and I will try and ramble about it
Big fella out..
