Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Bitter Start For October

The Big heavy was taken out yesterday. Sinus infection meds all attributed to my failure to post.. I am angry today so be prepared for some bitterness..

Twins
First of all would a miraculous end to a magical season.. (Are you aware that Cuddy does magic.. Sorry just sick of the little pieces that are going to be thrown in by the National announcers.. ) I know it was great that they won the division and all but it sucks for us working stiffs that all the games are on in the afternoon on weekdays.. If we played the Yankees it would have been prime time.. So I am mad at Detroit for getting swept by KC. So what is everyone's prediction on the first series.. I think that if Cytana pitched well and they beat the A's today they will probably win in 4 games.. If they lose today they will lose in a close 5 game series.. Really we need Boof to be as good as he was in Sept.. And radke to pitch decent for 5 innings.. I just have a feeling that the twins are going to struggle to get more than 2-3 runs a game.. What do you guys think..

Weight
I have decided to try a new technique to try lose some weight each day that I post I am going to try and weigh that morning or at lunch.. It was ugly at the Doctor's office yesterday this nice nurse takes a look at the scale when I am crushing it and then back at me and then straight to my midsection.. If she could have read my mind it I was saying I carry a lot of weight in my ass hence the zuba like sweats I am wearing.. So I will post any of my eating failures and my current weight that day.. I have a simple plan this time..
No fast food.. No eating after 7:00 PM and eat normal people portions.. So Here it is I am currently 220 Ohh I wish that was it without my giant Ass.. I weigh 240 no that was quite awhile ago.. Ok I am exactly 251 nope that is my goal for the end of October.. I am 261.5 big ones.. Ouch and that is down some… Please mock and ridicule that is the goal.. I have not Broken rules since I started this at 7:AM today.. Impressive..

Vikings
Our offensive line is horrible I am sick of every week the excuse comes out that we are facing a great defensive line.. Umm I think or left side should be the best in football according to salary.. Birk is washed up or lost out there.. Fatkinney is playing worse each week. Hutchinson is just servicable..And the right side is a joke but at least they are cheap.. This team is going to have to play lik philly they are going to have to throw to run… Our line is not good enough to run and enforce are will on them.. Johnson is playing Ok but he is nearly 40 what do you expect him to carry the team.. We should have drafted an offensive player to add some playmaking ability to this team.. I am thinking a back whose name sounds like tenderoni would have been a nice asset instead of an often injured, undersized 2nd best linebacker from Iowa. The receivers are horrible catch the ball make a play do something or get off the field.. Our D coordinator is doing a great job with the same talent as last year.. I can't say anything except that he needs to have a few guys make a play on a pick or something.. This offense might be one of the worst in the NFL.. They have scored 2 TD's in 4 weeks and the one last week was the other team backing off hoping for them to run out of clock which they did.. Childress is really struggling with play calling he can't develop any rhythm to the offense since they cannot run the ball at all.. I would look at giving the rookie a shot at the center position see who is the better guard between Hick and Johnson and move someone else into to play the right tackle.. I am betting next week you will see the vikes throw about 80% and see if that will give our pathetic line a chance at some bs run yardage..
Coaching--- take some risks and put the ball in the air and make these receivers touch the ball more maybe that will help them catch it when they get the deep shot.. The vikes are so boring I can hardly watch them the second time..(That is pathetic) Ok.. More on that this week.. I bet you will see a change in the Oline after the bye with a new starter or something..

Twolves
I am just so frustrated with the front office I have nothing to say other than pathetic.. The ostrich sticks his hand in the beaches of Bemidji or wherever he goes up north and does nothing this off season.. The end result is 8 guards with the most senior of them wanting to limit the number of practices before the season begins wow that makes for great trade material.. I would flat out cut him.. I wish it where football where you could just cut him.. They have a front court of a masturbating/movie watching/drinking/driving forward to go along the KG and a bipolar drunk who hasn't played well in a decade.. Hey kids this should be fun to watch.. I am going to watch this to see how good the rookie is and to watch KG everyone else is a joke.. I would kick Mchale out of our fantasy basketball league if he had a team of eight guards.. Taylor wake up just because he is from Minnesota that we are going to tolerate this… I am hoping Stern will ban McFail from making anymore trades involving draft picks so the next guy has a chance at all.. This is really depressing.. I am out..



Really Heavy and Sick
Go Twins