More First Day Stuff

My Athletic Prowess

I have been attempting to be an athlete the last few months where I am trying to play Basketball with some real basketball players play on Saturday mornings and Wednesday evenings.. This is difficult to do but I have gotten much worse.

A couple of examples of my play are missing the entire backboard and rim when trying to shoot for teams. (People have stopped laughing) it isn't good.

People cheering for me to shoot much like when they cheer for the 6th year senior white guys who get put into the game at the end of the year game to make them feel apart of the team..

I used to hustle and work for rebounds but I can't exactly sneak up on anyone when I weigh an eighth of a ton.. It doesn't hurt that my face is purple and I am breathing like a train coming into the lane..

I love to play but I am not sure if my ego can take it let alone my feet with all the weight coming down on them..

First Day

Well a couple of items to start with..

I really can't take the stadium talk.. KFAN is even bored with it.. But I am bored with them. Why does everyone have to develop a shtick? Well it is free and keeps me mildly entertained.


TWINS
I really thought they cheaped out this obsession and they are paying for it. Can't we just have one guy that people are afraid of pitching too.

NBA Playoffs
Whey are all the Players punching each other in the balls? Lebron James.. I am going to post a whole item about him.

Vikings
I hope I am wrong about the draft.. But I like the tilt toward lineman in the free agent market. I think they are going to try and win with mediocre skilled postitions and have great offensive lineman.. I am such a Vikings idiot here I am talking about them and they don't play until August well maybe that's because the wolves didn't play this year because they couldn't have missed the playoffs again this year with all the great talent McHale has surrounded KG with..


Wolves
It is time to clear the slate.. Including KG who is my favorite athlete ever.. They are going nowhere..


Please feel free to post any ramblings

Large Round Head

I thought this would be a good place to start..
This is what I look like.. So really everyone reading this should feel better about themselves..

I will start "your lucky your head looks good bald".. Look closely you can see the bone plates in my head..

Feel free to throw out your rips.. There is nothing I haven't heard..

Let's get it started

Just a couple of thoughts before I get into this whole blog thing..
First of all I am idiot that cannot spell or put together a complete sentence due to my state school education and being a lazy fat man..

Second I am really bitter man and I won't apologize for that here since this is what I enjoy doing.
I see nothing in black and white on any issue my opinions change on a daily business..

Third I am just going to ramble there is no format other than I will spew out what I am thinking about each day.

Fourth I love my wife and kids and Minnesota sports but other than that I am tremendously shallow and very angry..

Fifth I love to eat and drink good wine. I guess that is why I am heavyD

Ok.. That is a good start I will start posting in the morning