Hit my Head

I need to post for me. I find my anger growing as the winter approaches. I have been busy doing nothing for my job.I have gone from being a somewhat technical guy in the workplace to a traveling excel updater. I spend a large part of my working hours interviewing people that are speaking English as a second language and as you can tell I don't speak or write as though English is my primary language. So to sum up my life people are looking for me to provide direction and leadership neither of which are nearly impossible giving that my careers lacks direction and the only leadership I really provide is the best place to eat.

Vikings
FT forced me to buy tickets to the Vikings packers game this year. I refused to go unless FT made his famous bloody maries.. We had a great time before the game eating brats, catching more passes than the Vikings have completed in 2 years eating barbeque beef sandwiches laughing at the Green Bay horde as they waddled to our crap stadium to watch or crap team.. So FT and $1.25 and I sprinted to the game as not to waste valuable eating time and waste more time watching the Vikings piss another season down there leg. Well it was raining so hard that even $1.25 shoes where getting wet and FT usual tomato face was only a blush. As we hit the busy intersection to go to the game my popped balloon self was trying to keep up so I followed without paying attention to how slippery the pavement had become.. Well $1.25 slammed on the breaks halfway across the intersection to avoid being hit and I being very Herschel Walker like was not able to adjust to this sudden change in direction. I slipped and went hairy ass over tea kettle and landed directly on my head without so much as even getting one hand down to protect my head.. That was lucky since I have this giant cranium with little to know brain in it so I was able to take the fall. When I hit I thought was hit everything went black I had finally done it I had managed to kill my self on sheer stupidity alone.. I am not sure this is something to brag about but I am sure this will come as no shock to anyone that reads this but the feeling brought me back to the many hits that I had taken throughout my life and really it was no different other than no was patting me on the back for damaging someone else's brain cells on the way to a meaningless win only this time I had a large heavy man helping me to my feet wait a minute maybe nothing's changed. Apparently when I hit it was revealed to the countless people scurrying to the game that the hollow sound told the truth that I have nothing in my head. $1.25 looked at me and looked around for any brain matter that might have spilled on the tar and asked me if I was ok I nodded and continued on to the game.. FT was across the street when all of this occurred and assumed I was near death so he asked me if I still wanted to go the game.. I believe he would pry the ticket off of my dead corpse and scalp it if given the opportunity so I said no I will still go I am fine. I went to the game and was bored to tears short of having to deal with the "loyal" packer fans.. What a joke they are so dedicated and they are with "their" team always.. These idiots that have all there packer crap all over them are some of the most unknowledgeable football fans I have ever seen.. They spent the entire game looking around talking pictures and doing everything except watch the game.. When Favre broke the record I would say half of them where not even looking at the field when the play happened. Here is a quote from an idiot that I nearly had to drop in front of me.. "Where is 14" ,his friend, "Who", Brent Far" ,"He is the best ever",.. Me two minutes later with my head pounding watching the Vikings 3rd put in the last 10 minutes.. Why do I do this.. I will never go to a Vikings game again. Not unless they score 3 offensive touchdowns in one game will I ever go back.. Well unless we have brats before..

My thoughts on the Vikings.
I see no reason to keep Chilly, He is an idiot going into a season with a quarterback and backup quarterbacks as we have.. This offense will never give this team a chance to win games.. This is a billion dollar blunder by Wilf you will never get a stadium or get any fan support for team that is lifeless dull,boring,tedious. This is the lowest point I have ever seen the Vikings get to in 30 years and he accomplished it in less than 2 seasons.. He is not a good coach he is an arrogant ass that believes a system will win games.. No you have to adapt your system to get the most of the talent you have..Why would you do this..
This organization is doomed unless they get lucky enough to get a quarterback that has much talent as All day..

I am running out of time I need to get back to my spreadsheet.

Timberwolves..
I have not been this excited.. I don't care if they win 20 games this year at least we have a chance to grow and get better.. I will watch them and hopefully they will get better..

Weight
Feeling great.. Still a lb or two over 220.. I am running more than ever and I actually feel great..

Guys Weekend Winter is going to be reality more posts on this later..

I gotta go..


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