Bald and Happy

The Big heavy is taking a few days of with my family..
I won't be posting so there will be a few days of not seeing the vikings crap I can't seem to stop talking about.
Anybody still playing Madden out there on Live..

Getting thicker

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First of all that's what she... To easy

Sports And Sunshine.

Ok.. Sorry for the lack of posts..

The twins I have nothing but positive things to say.. They are playing as well as they possibly can.. Man they are so much fun to watch..
Give Silva a shot or something maybe it will help him like radke.

I think the vikes showed more of themselves (Thanks Mr. Smith) against the ravens. This team is just like eagles only worse.. The offense does not have a chance at running the ball unless something drastic happens before the opener.. I know they have played Steelers and the ravens but whatever scheme they are using cannot block the 3-4 at all.. But maybe that is just the way this offense has to work.. If you watch Philly it is the same thing they just don't dominate the line of scrimmage.. They don't do anything amazing they just dink dunk and swing down the field a couple yards at a time.. And we don't have anything in our offense that makes you believe they have a deep threat.. Why can't our receivers catch across the middle..This is going to be a long season.. I think we need a new category for stats though YAB yards after boredom. It is like we lull the other team to boredom with a barrage of 2 yard runs and 5 yard dump passes to the tightend and then we hit a guy in the seam and they are so shocked and bored they don't tackle him because they are just sick of it all.. All that being said here are some quick thoughts on the game..

Pat Williams is just playing amazing he is worth watching the game to see him dominating the line of scrimmage.. The Two ends are impressive quick.. This defense could be really fun to watch. This defense is going to smoked a ton but also create a ton of turnovers and be really be fun to watch.. Smoot man I hope you can play that well in the regular season.. Wow they really play a ton of press man..
Scot studwell could play linebacker today as well as that dline is playing.. If they stay healthy this defense should be in the top 15 in the NFL.. Offensively this might be the poorest skilled position players the vikes have ever had.. That right side of the line does not have enough ability to block the back side on runs.. Childress is going to have to scheme around never being able to cut back on any run.. Tjack still playing well.. If this season goes in the toliet start playing this guy and give the fans hope for seasons to come.. We need to draft a running back.. They are really thin on talent and here they have no depth here..

Ok my grades thanks everyone please post yours.. Just drink the Kool Aid and pretend the preseason means anything..
I will start with the most important first yada yada

Oline.. C- We won't win when they play this poorly run blocking. The right side gets d- but the left side is ok.. McKinney looks terrible.
Dline- A they have depth they are keying everything on that defense.. Pat Williams is just unstoppable..
Linebackers - They get a B but they just need to start making some big hits they are not getting blocked at all..
Corners.. A Thank the Dline for this.. You can press you can take chances the QB is constantly under pressure.
D Coaching .A Whatever this tomlin guy is selling these guys are buying and it makes all the difference wait for the Season to start..
QB.. B Johnson is just so solid he makes this job look easy I wish he wasn't old.. McCut is a waste of snaps.. Tjack still getting better
TE.. B+.. They are blocking well they are the best at there position that we have an offense short of Hutchinson.
O Coaching.. C+ This offense is too easy to defend.. They can't run.. They can get the ball across the middle.
WR C.. There offense cannot stretch the defense since they can't catch the ball over the middle or get open deep.. I like Williamson but we need something here.. MR BRANCH maybe but he is too small..
RB.. D- they have shown me 0 in the preseason… I know this is the preseason but these guys have done nothing but get 2yds a carry..
Safeties.. F If they penalize smith they are done.. But they need to penalize him to get the stadium.. Why do we live in a state that wants to punish these guys.. How about the cop who catches these two adults "bobbing for apples" tell them to grow up and get out of there.. No he gives him a ticket.. Nice.. This guy is an idiot I agree but I don't think he deserves a ticket for it whether he is a viking or not we are not in Utah.. I am sure if they had this in Philly the guy would have a ticket…

Overall Grade. B the oline really is weak and I think it is the most important item on any team.. Birk is a shell of himself..


Movies.

Invincible
I went with my family who all love to watch football and talk about it so my review will be jaded.. My kids loved this movie for the Rockyiness of it.. For some reason I just like Mark Wahlberg even though he is a pretty average actor.. If you want a more contemporary rocky movie I would see it.. I am giving this 2.5 to 3 baldies out of 4. Take your boys they will love it.



Litte Miss Sunshine
This movie might crack my Top 10 movies of all time.. I am a little hysterical since I just saw it but I liked everything about this movie..
The writing was amazing the character development was just spot on and made you understand all their weirdness. .. The Acting was just so not overdone but gave you so much more than the words.. I felt for these people I understand what each of them was going through I have pushed my own "van" (have to see the movie) If I had once ounce of writing ability I would dream of writing something this good.. This gets 5 baldies out of 4 since I don't want to rank this movie using my typical rating scale otherwise it would drop the other movies I have seen recently off the charts.. I hope the industry understands that you have to make movies like this to give us all hope that great films still can be made.. Easy D.. we understand you liked this movie..

Eat, it soothes the pain
D out..

I am Magic Johnson

Magic will go down in NBA history as one of those players that when he steps on the court he makes everybody else a better basketball player. He could play all positions effectively and did all the things need in each position to allow his teammates to play better basketball. Him and I are very similar but in just different respects.. First of all we both like the big stages to showcase our games.. Magic played huge in the NBA finals in Boston and Los Angels against the best of the best opponents.. I like to showcase my mad skillz at the Stillwater middle school in front of some of the best players that where really good high school players 10 to 30 years ago.. Like Magic making his teammates play better I make my teammates feel better.. I play all positions poorly but consistently which allow all my teammates at there respective positions feel better knowing that they are much better than me.. Magic handled the ball with unbelievable skill for man of his size.. I handle the ball like a fat kid trying to catch the greased pig at the county fair.. What a minute maybe I am the pig and the ball is the… His clutch shooting allowed his team win the big games.. I can't make shots when shooting for teams so that makes those teams better.. Magic was a pass first point guard.. I am pass to anyone before I turn the ball over forward.. So all that being said would you want to play for a guy who makes you a better basketball player or would you want to play for a guy that makes you feel like you’re a better player.. FT walked off the court last night after player a full night with the Heavy Wonder and thought he was combination between the Hakeem the Dream and Charles Barkley..


Enough about me..

M5
There is plenty of me but I am sick of looking at me or worse yet talking about me.. Wow M5 did you see the picture that I sent you from BS had of the friends kids or cousin or whatever that destroyed his M5.. It was amazing the amount of damage that was done but the guy ended up with a sore wrist or something.. Now I don't feel bad for going 120 in it..

DenverJ
There is no way you can be busy right now (x number of kids under 3).. Get your blog up to date the Fall season is starting and I need some items to add to my season pass.

BS
Has anyone seen BS lately he challenged some people at work to lose weight.. Well you know how when some people look good when they take off a few lbs..(Speaking of which I need to take a..) well BS looks worse.. I know you are a runner but there is no need to look an Ethiopian..

FT
I think FT is taking a new direction in weight gain that is really revolutionary he is working out more and eating less but is actually getting heavier.. It is phenomenon that I have used for many years.. Muscle weighs more than fat.. "So I am gaining muscle right now" The end result still is you look fat.. So he has that going for him.

SW
When are you going to dust of the jordans and join the Stillwater hoops crew.? I will make you feel better(see above)

JLO
Do you think an invasion of France is imminent.. Sort of like me getting a bagel this morning.. Hey who invented the bagel.. It wasn't the French was it..

IJ
Staying Introverted so you have nothing to add sort of pithy comments in response to the great JLO's posts..

MontgomeryJ($1.25)
I thought a farmer was taking his combine off the field last night when I saw the large object and the slow moving sign reflection in my headlights last night but it was $1.25 waddling along the road.. I think it is a good idea that they imbed that sign in the back of the big and tall man pants pockets.. It is all about saving lives and boy when you have a wide load like that people need to know when to swing wide around the big man walking..

Wow I am little rough today.. But I am hungry for some good comments..

Big Bald Old
Out

Pre Season Game 2

Why am so pathetic.. Don't answer that..
So when the weekend of camping was over with the first thing I did when I came home was shower put on clothes that make me feel that I am losing weight. Most of my clothes at this time of my life hurt constantly.. I am not complaining just giving you feel for why I am why I am.. So I will give you my breakdown off the game.. (Man I love tivo) I would like it if you did watch the game to give me your opinions.. Trust me I am biased and I really appreciate someone with a different perspective..

Some quick impressions of the game.. The Vikes are practicing way too hard.. They all have heavy legs in my opinion you can see it in the skill positions the corners are playing really slow and lethargic the running backs have no burst at all. The Oline has no fire out there on the first contact. They are doing nothing but playing a very vanilla set on the offensive side and really not a Tampa 2 on the other side. This defense is going to need a different corner than Smoot.. The goal is try and drive plays to the edge where the need a physical corner that tackles well.. Winfield is a perfect fit for this.. I really think the rookie corner from Texas is going to be perfect for this.. Smoot tried to bulk up and play this position but he is going to struggle he does not like to hit.. Napoleon Harris is a big weak spot for this team.. It is weird when the first team plays all the tackles are by linemen or the defensive backfield.. When the second team plays it appears that all the tackles are being made by the linebackers. I am being really negative which I am really not I just they are quite a few players away from being a playoff team.. But they are going to be a team that is not going to get run off the field and I think they are headed in the right direction.. I don't think you can change over so many things in one off season and expect to be anything better than .500. I am really going to enjoy this season if they can stay healthy at the QB.

The Vikings have the worst quarterback situation in the league on paper.. If you stop dinking the Kool Aid just think about this.. We have 38 year old quarterback that is angry about his contract ( I don't blame him) and due to the play of his west coast veteran backups has the front office by the short hairs. But I can't blame the front office on spending big bucks on 38 old this might get ugly but knowing how classy Brad is it probably won't.. I am not going to pick on the backup IrishMen it is way too easy.. They need to get someone else here as soon as possible neither of them can play for this team at any time this season and expect this team to win.. Tjack I just like that one is getting better each week but from what I can tell they are spoon feeding him with what they are calling and doing with him so his confidence is being built up.. They need to try the same thing with McCrap if they are not going to bring anybody else in here.. Anyway I like what they are doing with him he is going to be a good player next year.. He just looks like he belongs.. Brad Johnson is so perfect for this offensive man I wish he was 10 years younger wait a minute that’s when we got rid of him the last time..

Ok time for the grades

Special Teams.. I would say a solid B.. They have no return people right now.. This is going to hurt them this year.. Thanks KRO
Oline C- they passed block pretty well. But they are not playing like they should be at this point.. The vices will not run with the blocking they are getting like.. They look tired Mount Mac looks slower than usual.

Dline A They where good and getting better.. They have good depth here and they will need it.. They are getting pressure without blitzing..
LB's C someone make a play they are incredibly thin at this positions I like leber but everyone else would not start on any other team.. Show some leadership make some tackles.

RB's C- Do any of these guys excite you.. Well they match the offensive.. They have no depth no experience this is going to be a weakness big time.. They have no like Hammer and than a quick guy.. They have a bunch of below avg backs.. I think Fason will be the starter soon. I know it is early I am just no seeing anything special.. And they have no backups..

Receivers B+ I think we will be ok here.. I think look real solid a little thin but this offensive does not require a superstar.. We could use one though I think williamson has a chance at 50 catch year.. I like our TE's a lot this is sad but Wiggins is the only legitimate playmaker on this entire team.. When it counts he is a guy you get the ball in his hands..

QB's F Brad Johnson was amazing and accurate and just about perfect.. Tjack played better than any Rookie QB I have ever seen on the vikes.. His release is so fast… Settle down Heavy.. McQuit is so bad that they cannot ignore this or make it go away if they want to go to the playoffs they need to sign a legitimate back they will need it..

Overall Vikings Score B no one got hurt they played hard but came out flat early.. They will be a good team six games in if they stay healthy

Please comment your own grades..

HD

Holler

"Camping"

Well it looks like we are headed for a rainy weekend which always coincides with me going camping with my family. For some reason I will call it tradition for lack of a better term IJ and our families squish our families into one large(not large enough) tent. So I got that going for me which is nice.. Our kids have such a good time that the parents make the sacrifice of sleep and lugging enough supplies to give a Bono a run for his money.. It is weird what people camping isn't it.. Some people drive away from their huge homes in gated communities to park this Phallic shaped (http://www.mykoweb.com/CAF/species/Phallus_hadriani.html I love Google) moving homes with slide out sides (they have another term for them) I have actually been in a few of them at car shows or something and they all look cheap and cheesy like the lowest grade furniture you would find at wicks and this is the "luxury models" like a 300,000 bucks or something.. But because you can drive it you pay a premium for that it looks like shit look. Then they take these huge vehicles on the road where they get gallons to the mile and find a location that is as far away as possible and drive there.. I could maybe I mean maybe see (I am listening to the whole James Blunt Album wow it is crap two songs the rest is terrible) it if when you arrive at your destination if this was located on some remote bluff overlooking a river or lake or whatever and you could really enjoy the quiet and beauty of nature.. But that is not.. They drive into the cheapest "campground" they can find to dump there human waste and wedge the $300,000 rolling trailer next two 432 other people doing the same things.. They don't even need windows on this drivable Johnson since the only view that my get out there window is this.

1. Margie from Baxter stretching her replacement hip out before taking Snickers here yellow doodle for a walk.
2. Dick Slintzy from new ulm fixing the coolant leak on the aft side of his structure.
3. James who is changing his son's Breckenridge diaper to impress Helen his mother in law who has been belittling James parenting skills on the only weekend he will allow himself to be raided by his in-laws so his wife will leave him alone for another 51 weekends..
(Wow I am losing it I really need a vacation)

Not my thing to do but please don't call it camping.. When I say camping I mean put up a crooked tent with 75% of the actual items needed to erect the tent.. Through down an air mattress that only hold air until the wetness seeps through the bottom of the tent and gives you that slimy wakeup camping feel.. (It sucks being the heaviest person on air mattress since you drive all the air over to your lighter partner who sleeps on this wonderful pillow of air while you are absorbing 3/4 of acre of due and are counting the number of rocks that pushing are vertebrae at one instant).. Sorry I actually like camping just need to get that out before it happens so that I don't act like an ass all weekend( I still will but I thought it was worth a shot).. We usually make good food on the fire and have some New Castle.. Ohh That sounds good right now..

Vikes..
Looks like the rookie is going to play more.. I might drink the Kool Aid on this guy but he still is a good 2 yrs away from being a starter.. Not Like the Irish idiots who are a few weeks from being a no name computer guy in a large corporation.. (Wait a minute that hurt) In honor of the Tampa 2 defense the vikes started playing this year.. I have typed this blog with my two out side fingers on both sides getting an upward push on the J,:,A,F keys respectively practicality drive the key up the row to the numbers.. So that I keep my thumbs available for any keys that needs to be pushed (hey maybe the NFL channel isn't a good thing for me)

Twins
Tough weekend they need to win this series to alleviate some of the pressure on them.. The White Sox are going to be the team to beat down the stretch..

Take5 sorry my hands just did that..
I have a pressing problem that I need to get back to..

Why can't I stop

Heavier

D

FAN

So we are going to get a new regime in here and eliminate all of this scandalous player problems.. We all have been reading about K RO and how he has finished treatment and how he is now a better football player and a better man.. Even before this I keep thinking if you are now a family man and that you are not "partying" why the thug look all the time.. The shades the long corn roes the duu rag.. But you’re a change man.. I think if you dress the part and act the part you are the part.. You don't see Tony Richardson looking like this or Winfield or Sharper either.. Yeah they are no saints but they have at least enough common sense to look professional. Sure I drank the Kool Aid about Koren but I think it was like a guy that just lost the best looking girlfriend he will ever have will fall in love with the next one that comes long that alleviates the pain.. We all wanted Randy 2 (I smell chocolate in the building) and we where blinded by a guy that had a track record of repeating the same problems over and over again..

I have never understood addiction and why these guys can never resist the temptations. (Just a second just got an email that there are free krispy kremes down the hall) Well back to my thought.. These people can't put themselves in situations where they will be tempted.. (I need to go to the can hmm that is right past the donuts.) Why can't they just tell us the truth that they need a personal assistant that will drive them home when they drink and keep the allusion going that these guys have changed.. Speaking of changing I am working out each morning now and I am done with over indulging on food and have completely removed sweets from my life.. I am not on a diet I made a life style change and I am going to be a better person for it.(I wonder if there are any of them left now You know what if you I don't eat the crème filled ones I am really eating healthy).

Well it also rained today so I wasn't able to run but I made up for that playing hoops last night.. The best part of being the worst hoops player ever you can take a good month to six weeks off and you really haven't slipped because you really can't get worse. (Wow my bladder is really going I am going to have to the can again Really if you just have a few donuts that is the same as a bowl of cereal) So as a fan of any sport you want to believe this guys bet you know what.. Once a thug always a thug.. If you are going to get a stadium built in this area you will need to eliminate this type of player.. He could have killed someone on the highway that night(No gets killed eating another donut stop rationalizing your sick get help).... Sometimes you have to swing way to one side to correct this problem.. Go ahead take your TO's and your Randy's we don't need them we have new system.. It is called bore the team into submission with the year yard pass and 2.5 yards on the runs.. And we will use our best weapon our punter. Eventually they will submit like water torture. My only solace is that this offense really doesn't feature a breakaway big time reason (what about TO in Philly) so we should be fine..

The Twins where solid and just won't quit they are really trying and it is entertaining.. The could really use a thug on that team.. Maybe Tyner could bring his homies around and get the thug vibe going..

I will leave you with this thought.

No one ever really changes they adapt to the situation.( I like big pants)

D out

Vike Preseason Game 1 Other Stuff

I was fortunate enough to attend the Vikings preseason opener last night.. It is a long story but we get this tickets as a throw in for the Vikings packer game.. I don't believe the coaches when they say that you don't make the team on what you do in the preseason games.. There is only x number of times you get to rush the passer and hit the wide receivers coming across the field and that is the only way you find out who in the words of the great diesel "who eats meat and who eats tofu".. The score in these games is meaningless other than what happens when the two teams are playing there starters… The raiders are a terrible team.. They got the ball deep in Vikings territory twice and really did nothing other than take up space before a fat eastern European waddled on the field and kick two field goals.

DD's observation of the first quarter was why does Randy look so sad.. It was simple but true Moss has no explosion homeboy his speed is not cash.. If you listened to his statement after the game he really misses playing on a team that utilized the best deep threat receiver to ever play the game.. (No joke I can't think of a better one).. He might shock me but there is no way he can be the same receiver he is a step slower and his tear it up attitude seems to be lost..

Brooks might be the dumbest quarterback to ever play the game.. He looks like a rookie running the offense for the raiders so it is hard to judge how the 1st vikes defense played. I will admit the new defense masks there coverage's and lineups really well but he was lost out there.. The defensive line looks they are going to be able to apply better pressure than last year. The Viking defensive players all look leaner than last year and a little quicker especially the d ends..

Draft Picks I cared about. Greenway is out which is no shock since he has had various throughout camp.. The Cook kid looks huge but I can't say he played poorly or if he played at all.(not good for a second rounder).. Jackson was different than I thought he would be.. He has a really quick release and the obvious cannon which he could have used some touch on last night.. But that said he looked like he had a clue what he was supposed to do out there.. I think if he keeps progressing he could be a legit backup around Thanksgiving this year.. Not sure if it his ability or the coaching but he never really looked confused out there but I am sure in preseason they some pretty standard defensive schemes. I have not excuse for McMahon and the other Osullivan guy.. They have been at this for better than 4 years and they both just don't get it.. The vikes should watch the waiver wire for a serviceable backup quarterback.. That Blue kid playing safety is a hitter I really like that back there.. They had another decent white guy playing linebacker that looked like he could play I am sure he is just as good or better than greenway but only time will tell.. It looks like we won't be seeing anymore of greenway this year..

I thought the linebackers where lined up in the right position this year which is saying a lot.. The defensive back field is going to be decent but extremely thin and safety and corner.. The second string d line was disappointing they should have been more dominant since most are not rookies but it could have been the schemes or whatever..

Skilled positions.
The Vikings are a very plodding team they don't have any guys with a real burst especially at RB.. This guy from the ravens is a real nice backup but not a number one back.. I know it is early but he just doesn't come off the ball and hit holes .. I might be wrong on this guy but I just don't see that burst into the hole.. Moore is what he is a great quick runner that hits the hole hard but his body can not take 20 carries a game and he is just not a gamebreaker.. Much Respect for Brad Johnson his throws where sharp and on the money.. If he plays all year the vikes will make the playoffs if he is hurt they don't have a prayer.. The receivers look as deep as any position we have.. Williamson is a nice deep threat I think robinson is going to have a huge year and so can Travis Taylor all if Johnson stays healthy.. I think Marcus Robinson will be cut he was running with the third team..not good..


So I guess I will rate the preseason game like this..

Kickoff/Punt Coverage They where flat terrible D
Kickoff/Punt Returns Fumble on the first kick(Williamson assured he won't have to try that again) F
Punting/Kicking The vikes are going to be very solid here this year A
Running Backs I really like richardson at the FB but am bored with everybody else C-
Receivers Hard to tell but they should be the consistent part of this team B
Quarterbacks Johnson and Jackson where near perfect but thanks to the Irish idiots B-
O line The right side is still pretty weak they could not get any running game going past 3 yds.. B
D Line They look quick and ready to play The Tampa could be perfect for this line A-
Linebackers I think they will be serviceable but with Greenway out they are going to be thin B
Dbacks The 1st was a good as they could have been in the preseason against an inept QB but the second string is pretty weak.. B+
Fans Drunk and Rube like but hey they didn't boo Moss which is true it is half the reason any of these people ever started watching the vikes.. I give them a solid B since 30% people actually cheered when Jackson when into the game so they where at least watching..

Quick Note on excellent parenting..
My wife was with friends this weekend and one of her friends mentioned that her kid that is not in school yet is reading chapter books.. I quickly scoffed at the notion that there kids where any more educated than mine. "I bet there kid can't Xbox have as good as my 5 year old" My wife was repulsed yet again with what she has to deal with a daily basis.. It just hurts her more when I verbalize it.. I have more crap to write but I will keep it short today..


PUP

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Sic of Being SIC

Pathetic
I have been sick over the last week and I have really started to hate myself. Which is unusual (Please read previous Blogs) and tiresome. I thought I couldn't get any more shallow but I have made the kiddie pool of my previous self seem like an ocean compared to this week. I have suddenly regressed to my early teens.. (This wasn't a huge drop off since I really was nearing my early twenties in Maturity) I found my self scouting all the preseason games available on the NFL network (212 on directv) No joke my wife was gone for the weekend recovering from living with me throughout the year and I had the TV to myself and I find myself watching these games like Greenbay and the Saints and Detroit and Arizona.. (Man is GB terrible they have no O line).. What is my reason for watching these games.. I am sure you think I am watching these so that I can draft a fantasy team no that would be rube like but that is not it.. I am watching these games so I can look at how the offensive coordinators and defensive coordinators address different situations and the formations they use.. (This is sad) And why so I can be a great fan and truly understand the game since I used to play it.. Nope more childish than that.. I am watching so that I can change the strategy of the way I play Madden on Xbox.. So I can d up Byron (age 15) representing the bronx career record 235-76 favorite team the patriots.. Who beats be mercilessly online.. Sure he hasn't seen the sun in 3 weeks but that guy's plays a mean Dime Cover 2 Under Blitz.


According to every other person I meet the world is coming to the end.. It is Prophecy.. The End is coming please prepare yourself. Why is this squabble different than any other.. If this is the end what can we do.. It was a nice run.. Maybe I should ponder my place in this world (Can't stop thinking about how to stop that Blitz on the weekside.) How do we solve the issues between Muslim and Christian 4-3 against trips receivers .. Why do I need to escape into my Madden World when the real world is crumbling around me.. Need to get better I think my sickness is making me delusional.. Why is Kid Rock a genius.. No wait I am delusional..

Twins
Radke was as good as it gets.. IJ and BS had a discussion about this.. I can only name 3-4 pro players that would continue to perform giving the pain he is going through.. IJ claim he would play with a severed spine for x millions a year. What his argument lacks is he is going to get paid even if he doesn't play and he more than likely won't play next year so he isn't pitching for another contract.. IJ has the IQ he is just blinded by $$ BS is as dumb as me so he can just plead ignorance..


Movies
JuneBug..
Not sure how to rate this one since I just really enjoyed the acting and the dialogue.. This story was trying to do the day in the life about some odd/normal people living in the south as seen through the eyes of a well traveled British person from Chicago.. I don't need a simple story line that gets summed up in the end or makes you think.. After watching the movie I was left with the feeling that they should have shown growth in the characters or the truth behind there relationships and they really did care about each other.. But they instead left this characters as is with slight glimpses that they where a family that really cared.. Well IJ and I watched the deleted scenes and it turns out if they could have left one scene in that kinda sums up all the relationships in the movie it really made the movie for me.. So I am going to review this film with the deleted scene added.. With all that said 2.5 baldies out of 4.

IM BACK AND ROUND

The twins have been so much fun.. They are just battling to win games I enjoy the effort they put out there every night.. Props out to Mornosey.. They where 6-1 on this road trip when they needed to do it.. Wow they are so clutch.. I still don't think they are pitching well enough to make the playoffs.. But I don't care this team is going to get better each game.. It looks likes the Twolves are going to go into the season with 8 guards.. Well at least we signed just Reed.. I like the guy but he can't be a main cog on this team.. Enough negativity.. Does anybody listen to balermo on the FAN.. He is a bright guy and a great columnist but he is bored with sports get him off of a sports talk station.. I really can't listen to him it always about politics around some interesting tid bit about our society.. GET OFF THE FAN.. Go to Ktalk or something...

So I am reading this article about some "Hyenna" that has been spotted near the north shore.. It turns out is just a wolf with Mange ( a disease that makes the animal lose its hair) Well FT walks into my domicile and looks at the picture and asks me if I have that.. So I got that going for me.. let me dry my tears off the keyboard for a second asdfkjas fjk;asfjkasjfkjaskgjasgasfgasg ok... I'm back..

I am standing at the bus stop with my buds in my ear hoping no one fires up a conversation.. To make a long short story long this man that looks like Dick Cheney.. IJ and JLO very similar to an avid football fan we know.. He starts a conversation with me and starts talking about the terrorist stuff in London.. Then he starts talking about the Russians supplying the weapons to the "Hisblok" (No joke) that are taking out the Israeli tanks. Then he starts to go off like JLO's blog and starts telling me about the prophecy and how this is the begging of the end.. ( I AM THINKING I hope the Viking season starts before the world ends.. ) Then I start getting angry with this guys kids that don't have the decency to call there Dad and let him spew this conservative drivel on them instead of a stranger on the bus stop.. Why can't his wife alice have breakfast with him in the morning and pretend that she is aware of the oncoming muslim threat.. Why me I am shallow I like to ignore impending doom.. Hence the sports talk we all need to escape from this constant negativity..

Sorry for not bloggin just getting out of my funk.. Don't Hate

Holler BIIIAAACH

Tired Old Phat

Guys weekend has passed and so has a tremendous amount of gas.. Guys weekend has almost become guys half week.. The New Castle was great but IJ agreed with me that perhaps it is time to include some good wine in the near future.. (That is a bit metroÂ…) So as I watched the core of guys pass 40 I become reflective about days gone by.. There where days when we would ask if anybody had any more kids than last year.. Now we are havingconversationss about how many kids we still have in the house.. Did this depress anyone else?

I don't have the energy to blog anymore today..

I will blog on the weekend more this week.

BIG HEAVY OUT

Coffee required today

As I stood waiting for my bus and with the rain coming down I felt akin to being one of R. Kellys girlfriends on Saturday night I really needed to vent out here today.. I traveled to Indy on Monday night after work.. Just a one day trip but for me that is the kiss of death since I can't sleep in a hotel room and since I was traveling with my boss I would check my watch every hour throughout the night so I wouldn't miss my wake up call..(What a dumbass) How do you miss a wakeup call.. Actually the trip went well except for giving me countless opportunities to make a fool of my self in front of my boss.(My career ladder is a step stool) More on that later but since I am so tired today I really can't focus long enough to create a linear blog..

So I get on plane 50 minutes late we where waiting for our 5th waitress (stewardess) funny how that is when they are in contract negotiations.. Why do these people need a union.. Maybe the people at McDonalds should form one since it requires the same skill set.. Easy Heavy the anger is brewing today.. Guys weekend is coming it will be all right.. Where is a cheap place to get new Castle.. Stay on track.. Waiting for the plane on a triple digit heat day and with a triple digit BMI number equates to a fair amount of swesticle problems for me.. So I take my sweaty boarding pass out of my khaki pants that now resemble sweat pants as they are glued to my legs outlining the pillars that hold up my tremendous pear shaped upper torso. I get on the plane/bus and hope that I am SURE but there is no way I can prevent my swassiness from giving the people in first class a little whiff of my swaint as I push through the cabin back to last class.. So as I pass by all the people with the don't sit by me look on there face.. I find my way back to the bus where I get to meeet Tangela and Sharice (they where both Norwegians from the Midwest.. Yeah) They where new to flying and where very nervous and used this as an opportunity to riddle me with questions about my life as I struggled to ram my earbuds to drown out my thought of trying to create a story for everyone that is in my vicinity.. I thought of using my own life but decided that might bore me more than them and decided to come up with a new plane character for myself.. I could post this but I can't remember half of it since it just started and I couldn't stop it.. I though about picking the architect but I that would spur more conversation so I went with Network security analyst.. I was on my third marriage due to the travel and 9/11 and all .. You all should try it some time it is amazing and harmless and makes the flight zoom by… Wait it didn't work.. Tangela started lecturing me on the poisons I had in my body since I had never had a colon cleansing… No Joke.. She recommended going to this site and start from there DrNatura or something.. It was priceless since they where so nice but they kept using words in the wrong context or adding to the end of words or using the complete wrong word I was dying inside.. (It was like a weird SNL skectch) An example "this is a chronic situational problem that can lead to further computations up the road" (Jdenver I thought of you "Radioactive pay").. You can't make this up.. I really enjoyed the conversation they where so real and un filtered like the other BS you hear from the business travelers normally who are comparing the memory sizes of there dingleberries that they can't shut off until the last possible moment.. (I used to think I would like one so that I could track sport scores but I can't seem to find a way to call that a business need)..Man this is rambling

So we arrived and all went well (My job is so boring there is noway I could ever post about it) but on the return flight I was sandwiched between the window of the bus and a 9 year girl that decided to use my belly as a place to rest here feet and kick my bladder on 15 second intervals but her mom was this yenta from Queens that was practicing the ignore my child and hope that someone else will tell here to get her feet off the angry bald man but she decided it was more important to text message with 3 inch long finger nails on here crackberry.. The flying bus was sweltering but this was one of those people that always brings a coat when it is 95 degrees outside so the air won't give here a chill.. As I peered through the sweat dripping down eyelids and tried to gracefully push the hot needles of death that where the 9 year olds heels out of my midsection I had thoughts of grabbing the strings around here hoody and twisting them until she stopped clicking those nails on the mini keyboard.. Just at that point I turned my pod on to some Queen under Pressure and all the people on the bus disappeared and everything seemed ok as I slipped off into an angry slumber.. Why does everything seem so much better when they are put to music.. Maybe I should play hoops with an ipod and I would look afletic.. No it wouldn't work..

Sorry for not blogging.. I am going to be out for the rest of the week..
Let me leave this with you.. If the twins don't sweep KC the playoff chase is over.. I am hoping no one kills each other at guys weekend.. Vikes season is approaching.. I will start posting really boring Vikes post soon..


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