"Camping"

Well it looks like we are headed for a rainy weekend which always coincides with me going camping with my family. For some reason I will call it tradition for lack of a better term IJ and our families squish our families into one large(not large enough) tent. So I got that going for me which is nice.. Our kids have such a good time that the parents make the sacrifice of sleep and lugging enough supplies to give a Bono a run for his money.. It is weird what people camping isn't it.. Some people drive away from their huge homes in gated communities to park this Phallic shaped (http://www.mykoweb.com/CAF/species/Phallus_hadriani.html I love Google) moving homes with slide out sides (they have another term for them) I have actually been in a few of them at car shows or something and they all look cheap and cheesy like the lowest grade furniture you would find at wicks and this is the "luxury models" like a 300,000 bucks or something.. But because you can drive it you pay a premium for that it looks like shit look. Then they take these huge vehicles on the road where they get gallons to the mile and find a location that is as far away as possible and drive there.. I could maybe I mean maybe see (I am listening to the whole James Blunt Album wow it is crap two songs the rest is terrible) it if when you arrive at your destination if this was located on some remote bluff overlooking a river or lake or whatever and you could really enjoy the quiet and beauty of nature.. But that is not.. They drive into the cheapest "campground" they can find to dump there human waste and wedge the $300,000 rolling trailer next two 432 other people doing the same things.. They don't even need windows on this drivable Johnson since the only view that my get out there window is this.

1. Margie from Baxter stretching her replacement hip out before taking Snickers here yellow doodle for a walk.
2. Dick Slintzy from new ulm fixing the coolant leak on the aft side of his structure.
3. James who is changing his son's Breckenridge diaper to impress Helen his mother in law who has been belittling James parenting skills on the only weekend he will allow himself to be raided by his in-laws so his wife will leave him alone for another 51 weekends..
(Wow I am losing it I really need a vacation)

Not my thing to do but please don't call it camping.. When I say camping I mean put up a crooked tent with 75% of the actual items needed to erect the tent.. Through down an air mattress that only hold air until the wetness seeps through the bottom of the tent and gives you that slimy wakeup camping feel.. (It sucks being the heaviest person on air mattress since you drive all the air over to your lighter partner who sleeps on this wonderful pillow of air while you are absorbing 3/4 of acre of due and are counting the number of rocks that pushing are vertebrae at one instant).. Sorry I actually like camping just need to get that out before it happens so that I don't act like an ass all weekend( I still will but I thought it was worth a shot).. We usually make good food on the fire and have some New Castle.. Ohh That sounds good right now..

Vikes..
Looks like the rookie is going to play more.. I might drink the Kool Aid on this guy but he still is a good 2 yrs away from being a starter.. Not Like the Irish idiots who are a few weeks from being a no name computer guy in a large corporation.. (Wait a minute that hurt) In honor of the Tampa 2 defense the vikes started playing this year.. I have typed this blog with my two out side fingers on both sides getting an upward push on the J,:,A,F keys respectively practicality drive the key up the row to the numbers.. So that I keep my thumbs available for any keys that needs to be pushed (hey maybe the NFL channel isn't a good thing for me)

Twins
Tough weekend they need to win this series to alleviate some of the pressure on them.. The White Sox are going to be the team to beat down the stretch..

Take5 sorry my hands just did that..
I have a pressing problem that I need to get back to..

Why can't I stop

Heavier

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