We had company sponsored event which consisted of 100 "cool" IT people riding a casino boat on the Missippi River drinking and eating.. It was a good idea people that are not psychotic (Not good for me). I just do don't do well when I have to mingle with strange people.. I don't know if I smell (It was a Hot day and I had to walk about a mile to get the boat so well take that as Yes) or if I just look dumb (No I am dumb .. Read all previous posts) or what but everyone gives me the same bus/airplane "hope that fat guy doesn’t sit next to me" look when I approach them. Refer to Picture.. I think the Mr. Clean look is working for me.. But that bozo the clown look wasn't working either.. I still need to lose the side of beef that is my upper torso to maybe that would help . Or Maybe just like this blog is showing.. I bore people much as I bore myself.. Ohh The chicken on the Boat was good see now that doesn't help..
Guys Weekend
JLO,M5,IJ Help me out here.. Is there anything we need to due before guys weekend.. BS has a Volleyball net that would be really nice.. Can someone locate a good adult wiffle ball bat? Are we doing something other than eating drinking and wondering who can see there feet now.. JLO supreme alpha http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_male please give me some guidance..
Sports
Twins are playing unbelievable with the lineup they are throwing out there. It just proves baseball is about pitching.. Liriano is just nasty but I really think he is going to hurt his arm with all the hard sliders he throws. Please move Mauer to Third pencil him in for the next 15 years there.. Twolves are still trying to unload Jaric but they might have to throw in another draft choice to get rid of him.. Can you believe it that will be two 1's for him.. Its going to be a long winter.. Vikes are still undefeated. People are insane about the NFL nothing compares to it.. I will blog on that before the season begins..
That’s it
I am fat
2 comments:
Heavy & posse,
Sorry I didn't post yesterday, I was a bit tied up keeping all my T2 clients from killing each other. Just an idea (not a demand, all you Alpha haters out there)...how about a guest ranter a few times per week. You could pre-approve content, and turn your little mom-n-pop operation into the first poly-blog (if that term takes off, JLO gets the credit, yo). I miss your blog when you take a day off, and I must say it's rather therapeutic to vent my own crap (because afterall...it's all about me, big-daddy JLO). It might be kind of fun now that you've established a clique of blog bro's and sissy's, to share in our adipose agony, and extoll and regale us with your extreme western Badgerine-charms. Just for the record though, I love your blog and check many times per day for clever, pithy fuselade, and don't under any circumstances want to suggest that you go all "George Costanza" on me, and think I'm not grooving on your cool bloggy vibe. Guy's Weekend is a go for me, although I have a trial the next week on Thursday, so I have to work at least part of the day on Friday to prep (more likely all of the day). I'm ready to pass the torch as "Supreme Commander Alpha Forces - Guy's Weekend", and I think D, you'll make a great replacement Alpha. That said, I'm sure any activities you plan will be satisfactory and sufficient to remove me from the present confines that strip my spirit and suffocate my soul (although Texas Hold'em might be a fun addition to our weekend...but again I'm not the man in charge)? I'm curious...why is it that Frenchy doesn't post more often...thin bastard...more greenbacks than any man could spend in a lifetime...hot new love interest...150 I.Q. ...what up M5..ya dissn' your boys, or you above all this wallowing, self-pitying B.S.? I'd like to hear more from you and your angle! Stay in touch yall!!!
JLO
JLO Addendum,
Sorry about the "fuselade" mispelling...not that my spelling or grammar is perfect (or necessarily needs to be perfect), but come on FATTY!!!...the correct spelling is fusillade...Good lord I could have just as well spelled it Phew-salad, or fui-ce-lond, or (ph)fow-shiite-lawn-duh, and conveyed the same meaning...very sorry guys...
JLO
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