Tpup Game

So I was asked to go to a twolves game with the new group I am joining in January. So I am trying to give these people a completely unbiased opinion of myself. I am trying not to talk over people.. (That lasted about 5 minutes) I waited for everyone to order last night so that I would not be the first one to order the left side of a cow for an appetizer.. I waited until they all ordered and decided to go with a burger and solid Ale.. (We are at the Fatbottom Brewery nothing great just really solid). The beer was incredibly tasty and I was nervous which is a bad combo for the big heavy so I had to ease off on the Fat Pedal..  (I started to picture the Bald Dancing bear shaking my arse to Tone Loc as a means to hold me back from order another beverage.)  So I inhaled my burger and asked the waitress to take away the fries so that I wouldn't lick the plate and we headed over to the game.. One more thing how do normal people not eat everything they ordered.. They kept saying how good everything was on their plate but then they would eat like half of it.. It was all I could do not to reach across the table and grab it.. Easy heavy it is not hard to tell why you where a QPC from a 3 large.. By the way doesn't a QPC sound good right now.. For all you thin people out there the oxygen  that fires my fat engine is a McDonalds quarter pounder with cheese…  Ok I am getting off track now.. The cheese just melts perfectly over that processed fauxmeat why do I crave it so.. So we made it to the game and since we had this great company tickets we where able to go directly to courtside as we watched the peasants meander their way like sheep up the escalators into the seats hoping they won't get tossed into to face the Lions like the other Christians before.. (Sorry for that it doesn't make sense but it is what it is ) 

I kept thinking as we nestled ourselves in our seats amongst the local celebrities and other millionaires that somehow I was just like them. We are all just people.. Sure my pants where bought at gander mountain on the clearance rack for $17.99 they where no different than $150 designer stressed jeans in front me..  Sure I was the only man without hair or synthetic hair near me but hey I was just like them I am sure all of them where wearing the liner from their  winter jacket as a fall fashion. No the big heavy never fits in I am always uncomfortable.. Kinda like when you have a beer and burger and cannot release some of the air from the pressure in your stomach since you are around people.. Ok enough said I didn't make a complete fool of myself and I had a great time watching the game.. I am just jealous that I will never be able to sit where I sat for this game ever again..

Tpups.
Up Close and Personal.. No one is listening to Casey.. Mike James and Casey are constantly fighting I mean they are not on the same page at all. The entire bench is sulking.. I really think the Eddie "Master" Griffith could be a solid player but he is not coachable right now.. They would be better off if he was not near this team.. The wolves can't get any rebounds other than the rookie.. He looks really small in person I thought he was supposed to be pretty thick.. Welll consider the source there.. KG is very dirk like now.. His defense is flashy with blocking shots and all but he really is getting beat on a regular basis buy every good post up player out there.. Case in point Zach Randolf was never guarded by KG he would have ate him alive.. This is a team that is very deep with mediocre talent that lacks any direction as team and as an organization.. Unless they move some guys out and go younger this team might get better but they are going nowhere…

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