Again I am not going to make this blog political unless I think it is funny.. But this was too good to be true.. I was telling FT and Nuclear Mark (I will introduce him at a later time) about having my son C in the tree with me this weekend hunting deer.. I might bore you with all the details as I did these two fellow idiots I work with but I will cut to the chase.. So FT being the one who always interrupts my horrible long stories with another uninteresting story.. Says hey did you read that article about the guy who was arrested for sexually assaulting a deer carcass on the side of the road. Yeah NuclearM responds with his usual pithiness and says that the point of law really comes down to temperature since the man was arguing that it was not considered a living being since it simply a dead carcass and NuclearM wants to points out that it really comes down to at what point the animal changes from living to dead is really based on the temperature at the time of consummation. If this conversation couldn't get any worse FT throws this out there.. And I am going to tell it the way I heard it because I was so shocked I can't remember how he even made this jump in the conversation.. FT says you see this is just like what Michelle Bachman and those people are fighting against same sex marriage.. "It is all about tolerating and abnormal act" I am as lost as you are all reading this.. FT has made the statement that if we tolerate same sex marriage it is the beginning of the end of morality.. That people humping dead on the side of the road will become tolerated.. People will demand that they be allowed to marry there animals (Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Sam and his horse Samson, you can now kiss the horse).. He is serious Nuclear Mark is falling out of his chair.. He screams out are you serious are you insane how can you make the leap from having sex with a dead carcass or animal (Based on Temperature) on the side of the road to the fight against homosexuals.. I normally wouldn't care but I said I think that is was also acceptable back in the days of the roman empire for the Romans to have same sex relationships.. FT fires back and says that was the fall of the Roman empire rampant homosexuality and the failure to have a unified dialect..
I still can't stop thinking about it.. I guess you had to be there but it had me gasping for air like when I climb a flight of stairs.. It reminded me of the days at WHS at the home of J's where conversations where brought up simply to incite arguments.. The only difference in this case is FT was serious.. We actually broke into the religious aspects of this argument which bores me to tears since it is all about interpretation of religious beliefs so I will keep it out of the blog..
Vikings
I should just cut and paste what I have said over the last few weeks.. No Playmakers horrible offensive scheme.. They are killing my enjoyment of watching football on sundays.
Timberwolves.
Casey is not a coach.. McFail is not a GM.. KG is not a leader.. Clear it out and start fresh.. I would start going with a lineup that features more than one guy over six foot seven..
Weight..
Not bad for a weekend of eating out.. Just trying to maintain over Fatsgiving..
WII
More on this later.. Life is good for HeavyD
HeavyWII out
4 comments:
Per usual, HeavyD exaggerates a story for effect, much like my mother in law...both who are annoying like that. I guess I will have to stop speaking, as HeavyD continues to change the story to his liking. Maybe HeavyD should run for political office someday?
Never said "that people humping dead on the side of the road will become tolerated.. " nuclear mark also never screamed, but I believe was more laughing than anything else. I think heavyd needs to learn that when you have to exxagerate to make a blog...maybe you should think about something else
He is right, in that I was about 75% serious. Go back and look, the fall of the roman empire began when homesexuality was rampant, and more importantly when they lost a common language. Check it out if you are skeptical. See any relationship to our country today? Do I agree 100% with it, absolutely not. HeavyD, the dumbshit that he can be, per usual, takes everything out of context. Note the preface to my comment about Michelle Bachman. Obviously, there is an audience to her beliefs, as she was elected in a very liberal state. Again, do I agree with her 100%? no way, but I do believe, as many people do, in the sanctity of a marriage between a man and a women. And also for all the dipshits out there who don't read the fine print. Bachman never asked that gay marriages be banned, all she wanted was that there be a vote on a constitutional amendment. I mean for God's sake, why do we have the genitals we do? For any of us who played with legos growing up, I think we can figure out why we were made the way we were.
In terms of vikings...i am so angry that's probably why I blizew up in the first place..I have always hated Brad Johnson, even though everyone, including the Big Heavy supported him. Here's why. A guy like Johnson may never lose games for you (not true either, as we have seen all year), but he will never, ever win a game for you. I hate that about him. It's a pussy way to play sports. He is the exact opposite of a Tom Brady or Brett Favre.
i need my own blog, but i have better things to do and don't feel the need to lie and make up material. --->||<---
Oh yeah, one more thing, for anyone who knows heavyd. I can't believe he accused me of interrupting...talk about the pot calling the kettle black
I think FT's point is that this is why we must keep our kids away from legos!
I was just wondering what you were eating. Or in Heavy's case, how many new stains were on his garments?
as they say anytime you are around heavyd when he is eating
The first few rows may get wet
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