Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Stumps

What was that old army slogan we do more before 9 AM then most people do for the entire day.
Well this morning I had more anger before 6 Am than most people do for a month. On the weekends now I have to run a long run to build up endurance for the race.. Well I have been able to due this without much discomfort other than some foot overall soreness as I lay around for the rest of the day recovering. But this weekend was an exception, I had just got new running shoes since given my horse like weight I go through them like McHale goes through deodorant. I was all excited I know this sounds crazy but you have to make your brain think you like beating your body into submission for 2 hours on beautiful weekend morning when you could be laying in bed.. Before I put on my shoes I thought yeah since they are new I will put on these thick socks so that I won't get rub wear.. No I am an idiot I forgot that if you wear thick socks they will get wet and bunch up and create blisters.. Oh wow did it make blisters.. I have two silver dollar blisters on my arches. When I took off my new shoes they where filled with Puss.. I thought no big deal I just have to push through since the next day I had a 6 miler on my schedule.. I ran that day and it felt bad but normally after a long run nothing feels good so I thought I had made it.. I took my scheduled day off on Monday and ran a painful but sore 3 miles on Tuesday and then consulted with BOH about what I should do before I ran this morning.. He suggested body glide on the blister and wear better socks.. Basically he called me out that I was a giant wuss.. I had a busy evening so I was unable to get the body glide but I put in my thinnest socks and headed out this morning.. It was hot and every step felt worse than the first. I am hoping the dri-fit was able to wick away the pee.. I thought I was going to lose it but fortunately IJ had given me some songs he uses for motivation to finish his runs.. He has the old school navy running song from a drill sergeant that screams at you to motivate to you and this case it allowed me to beat my feet into a pussy mess. One more thing I misstepped right in front of this huge house where they where probably enjoying the early sunrise until this bald headed sweaty angry urine soaked man cried out like an 8 year old girl when he stepped on his own foot.. It was a pain like no other.. But I finished my puss soaked run and now will be spending the day at work drying my barefooted stumps at my cube.. Great to be sitting next to me.. I wish it was a few years ago when I couldn't see my feet..


Easy big Heavy
Shocking my last post was just flat our wrong.. I just get bent out of shape when armpit makes any move especially when it involves taking (slow,non athletic,chemistry,great attitude, basketball IQ guys) umm I mean white.. It makes good financial sense and if Love turns out to be quality starter in the NBA you get two quality players and you get rid of Marko Jaric which I would trade for a PBJ.. We will see how the plan to play a year without a point guard.. Wait a minute they have done that for 20 years.. OJ Mayo appears to be punk based on some of the videos I have seen.. Not sure you want to start a franchise with him as your front man.. But who Know what a 20 year old kid will turn out to be..


If you care to track my progress as I slowly wear of my feet you can see my daily updates here..

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pq4SeGvUIuuEPW_5JBAFQFg


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Have a great 4th..

2 comments:

Mark Nordstrom said...

OJ Mayo is a rich man's Ricky Davis.

Anonymous said...

Wolves will be on NBA TV on the following dates/times:
 
monday, july 14 vs dallas - 9 pm central

thursday, july 17 vs portland - 9 pm central

sunday, july 20 vs new york - 3 pm central

SW